I try not to be an asshole most of the time, but this July 4th, given the circumstances, it feels kind of wrong not to indulge in a little “told you so” action. See, the thing is, (US)America is a very vain and proud nation, to the extent that most of their exported media and general vibe is the whole reason we have the mental image of the flag waving wanker hooting “YOO ESS AY!!” obnoxiously. Now, their whole country is going to shit (well, much more than usual), and if anyone so much as dares to point out their many flaws, we tend to get hit with a thoroughly butt-hurt “hey quit making fun, we’re scared and the Nazis are going to kill us”. Well… tough shit. You fucked around. You’re finding out. You have all the guns, but no balls to use them. So get fucked, thanks for being stupid, and I look forward to your dumb shit fascist governance dragging the rest of us down with you. Happy 4th.