Figure your shit out, WP

Yes yes, I know, “what happened to Mondays?” Short answer is I stopped caring. A longer (but still brief) answer is that there’s some kind of dumb shit drama going on with WordPress management or whatever, and it’s extremely frustrating…

End of the Word

No no, not in the most literal sense of “I’m quitting my dumb website forever”. Tempting, but no. The sunk cost fallacy compels me to type something, even if motivation is a constant struggle. (Geez, don’t look too disappointed) But…

mEat it

I don’t eat meat.Years ago, I thought I could “do my part” by not indulging in commercially available meat. A practice that, thanks to the ever growing behemoth of capitalism, subjects innocent critters to a miserable and torturous lifestyle just…

Stop Watching Futurama

Look, I get it, nostalgia is a powerful drug. And Futurama was a fantastic show with excellent characters, great jokes, and (not even particularly) deep in it’s core, a lot of heart and relatability. Seems to be every other commenter…

Monday Minis #2

It’s a low effort kind of week, with no particular standout topic. I guess in many ways that’s good, no news is good news. But it does make the self-imposed job of “local complaints and rambles dispenser” a lil’ tricky.…

Public Crucifixion Today!

Ladies, gentlemen, enbies, and any other lovely beans not yet included (I see you. Hi!) We gather here today for the public flagellation, shaming, and execution of one “Felix Meyer”. Felix stands accused of the crime of corporate cocksucking, brainless…